Fuck Yeah, Shitty Picniks!

You’re right, few grandmas are able to make the Qadaffi Collection pop so well.

A tribute to picnik, the gays, Ke$ha, facial hair, and AMERICA.

…..lol wut.

Y’know, just ‘Tone- (AKA King Badass (aka Badass Extrordinaire) Esq.) smoking a cig after owning Tony Hawk in a vert challenge (barefoot, mind you) and eating an entire box of Zebra Cakes to his face. 
(Not featured: the Swedish hitmen that tried to strangle him with a chain halfway through the competition, only to be thrown asunder as ‘Tone the Bone rocked their puckered anii with a backside 1080. It was awesome.)

zse0-d asked: omg. you posted my submission. i friggin love you.

I aim to please. (sometimes)

If Captain Planet saw this bullshit, he’s slap the stupid off them both for using his trademarked colors.

HEHE

HARD BREAK UP.

Anonymous asked: hey can you please post the pictures i found thanks xx

shur beb

Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU! Post all my pix i found! lulz!

How would I know it’s you? You silly goose, you.

I prefer just posting the hatemail. I’m absolutely brimming with pixx0rs, I just don’t give a fuck.

repelled asked: omg I love you.

ZAT IST NAHT EIN QVESTION!

What’s saddest about all of this, is this poor, poor boy’s whole school must absolutely tool on him for (badly) trying to mask his acne through Piknik.

WHY?

WHY?

Why?

Because Snowflake on the left knows his way around a c-cup (his own), and Hicks is known up and down I-575 as the gent who “huct-tapes his hick” to his thigh, making them a winning combo. So fuck off, and God bless America.

Tim Burton presents: Attitude (and a Barney Chair).

Was this to explain the crumpled tween corpse under the jungle gym?